fuji apple, grilled avocado, green bell pepper, and onion sandwich on whole wheat, vegetable tofu noodle broth soup (vegetable broth, zucchini, carrot, nori, whole wheat penne noodles, and soft tofu)
A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.
school started ha
I kinda wanna be drowned in kisses and cum
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
Deep fried humanity.
|—||William Shakespeare, The Tempest (via likeafieldmouse)|
|—||Leopold Ritter von Sacher-Masoch, Venus in Furs (via talesofpassingtime)|